This blog is based loosely on real life happenings in the lives of real life humans. Kind of. Sometimes we draw about other people who we may or may not know. Bialystock is a lady who is sometimes crazy, talks to her dog and lives in a small town. Bloom is a smart lady who has superpowers but only uses them to transport herself to the Land Of Awesome Things. The last two sentences may or may not be true. They both like coffee, chocolate, wine, fonts, correct spelling and puppies... but not always in that order.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
WTFBLUMBY
Dear Bloom,
Today my husband, Cheswick, told me to "Google Blumby." Fuck.
Sorry that I've now given you a nickname about shitty blow jobs. Literally. LET'S NOT ILLUSTRATE THIS.
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. You should probably not feel great about it BUT AT THE SAME TIME you kind of ARE Bloom AND Gumby. SO WHAT ELSE CAN YOU BE?! GLOOM?!?!?! I don't think so.
I am not sure I know how to comprehend the sentence "your taking a dump." Even the misuse of their, there and they're can sometimes, in a shittastic world, make a craptastic sentence. But your and you're are like... not even...............
I DO NOT FEEL GREAT ABOUT THIS.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet (perversely?) I still enjoy the concept of Blumby = Bloom + Gumby. WHAT.
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE. You should probably not feel great about it BUT AT THE SAME TIME you kind of ARE Bloom AND Gumby. SO WHAT ELSE CAN YOU BE?! GLOOM?!?!?! I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteAlso, confession: the part of that UD post that bothers me most is the misuse of "your."
ReplyDeleteFact.
I am not sure I know how to comprehend the sentence "your taking a dump." Even the misuse of their, there and they're can sometimes, in a shittastic world, make a craptastic sentence. But your and you're are like... not even...............
ReplyDeleteBrain just died.