Bialystock
thinking about eating one of my fingers off
there are no carbs in that right?
and i mean if i gain weight from eating my own finger it
doesn't count
Bloom
I don't think so.
Bialystock
because i ate it. so it's gone
Bloom
you are right; that would be a zero sum eating game
you just won game theory!
congratulations!
Bialystock
so if i am right, eating your own body is like eating
celery
SO... CELERY IS HUMAN
Bloom
I think you are right
CELERY IS HUMAN OMB
office of management and budget? what?
I MEANT OMG
[Insert work-related commentary regarding some things]
Bloom
see, this is why I don't know what I'm doing
of course our name should be in it
sorry I suck
Bialystock
no, see. we are a team
i need you to be clever
and you need me to be grant-focused
SEE
WE ARE 1 PERSON
WE ARE CELERY
